ORDER ALL FOOD AND DRINK AT THE BAR
We don’t have waitstaff anymore because BälSäc ate them!
Get a number and your food will be brought to your table.
DINNER SERVED 4PM – 10PM // LATE NIGHT MENU AFTER 10PM
Call for pick-up: (804) 918-9352
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Apps
CHICKEN MCDUCKETS
Nuggets of duck confit, chicken and mozzarella, beer battered and served with GWAR-B-Q sauce
$11.
RAGNAROCKSVEGAN
Brined tofu nuggets, fried crisp and served with our Mötörbreath garlic hawt sauce
$10.
NACHOS DESTRUCTO
Freshly fried corn tortilla chips, topped with cheese sauce, GWAR-B-Q beans, pickled jalapenos, salsa, lime crema and your choice of either Pulled Pork, fried Tofu or BBQ Seitan.
$14.5
FRIED PICKLES
Whole pickle spears, fried in a crunchy beer batter and served with Horseradish sauce
$9.
FRIED MUSHROOMSCan be made VEGAN
Strips of marinated portabella Mushrooms, fried in a mustard batter and served with either Horseradish sauce or Vegan Ranch
$8.
GERMAN PRETZEL
Giant soft pretzel with beer cheese sauce and mustard
$7.
DEMONED EGGS
Beet pickled, hard boiled eggs, stuffed with a zesty jalapeño yolk and topped with bacon crumbs
$6.
Wangs!
CHICKEN WINGS
Whole Chicken Wings tossed in your choice of sauce and served with either blue cheese, ranch or vegan ranch
Sauces: Buffalo, Mötöbreath (garlic buffalo), Bohabanero (hottest!), GWAR-B-Q (beer/molasses), Marrowsucker (pineapple bbq), Carolina BBQ (spicy vineagar)
Sauces: Buffalo, Mötöbreath (garlic buffalo), Bohabanero (hottest!), GWAR-B-Q (beer/molasses), Marrowsucker (pineapple bbq), Carolina BBQ (spicy vineagar)
$12.5
CAULIFLOWER WINGSVEGAN
Vegan Fried Cauliflower tossed in your choice of sauce and served with either blue cheese, ranch or vegan ranch
Wing Sauces: Buffalo, Mötöbreath, Bohabanero, GWAR-B-Q, Marrowsucker
(all of our Wing Sauces are Vegan!)
Wing Sauces: Buffalo, Mötöbreath, Bohabanero, GWAR-B-Q, Marrowsucker
(all of our Wing Sauces are Vegan!)
$11.
Loaded Fries (or tots)
Death to Disco Fries (or Tots)
The Jersey Shore fav, with chunks of mozzarella covered in pork gravy and bacon
$10.
White Trash Garbage Fries (or Tots)
Beer cheese sauce, ranch, bacon crumbs and pickled jalapeños
$10.
SHROOM TOTS (or Fries)
Topped with marinated portobello mushrooms, melted mozzarella cheese, a mushroom reduction and green onions
$10.
Totchos (or Fries)
Smothered in cheese sauce and salsa, then topped with pickled jalapenos and lime crema
$10.
BYO loaded Fries or TotsCan be made VEGAN
Have it your way (you picky bastard!)
Add anything from our extensive list of toppings below. Pile it on!
Add anything from our extensive list of toppings below. Pile it on!
$5.5
TOPPINGS
Cheese
Shredded Cheddar, Shredded Mozzarella, Mozzarella chunks, Bleu Cheese, Vegan Ricotta, Beer Cheese, Cheese Sauce
$1.25
Other Toppings
Bacon, Fried Egg*, Fries, Pickled Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Onion Straws, Fennel Slaw, Collard Greens (contains pork)
$1.25
Top Shelf Toppings
Pulled Pork, Philly Steak, Battered Bacon, Hot Dog Chili, Vegan Chili, BBQ Seitan, GWARtichoke Patty, Fried Tofu
$3.5
Sauces
WING SAUCES
Buffalo / Motorbreath (Garlic Buffalo) / Bohabenero (Habanero Hot!) / Marrowsucker (Pineapple Bbq) / GwarBq (Molasses Bbq) / Carolina (Tangy)
$.50
OTHER SAUCES
Black Pepper Mustard / Sriracha Onion Jam / Lime Crema / Shroom Sauce / Horsey Sauce / Marinara / Honey Pepper Relish
$.50
DRESSINGS
Ranch / Vegan Ranch / Vegan Faux Caesar / Bleu Cheese / Honey Mustard / Italian / Oil & Vinegar
$.50
SALAD & SOUP
Salads
HOUSE SALADVEGAN
Mixed baby greens with tomato, red onion and croutons
$6.
COBB KNOBLER
Mixed greens with bacon, hard boiled egg, herbed croutons, tomato, onion, cheddar, mozzarella and Bleu cheese and Bleu cheese dressing
$8./15. half/full
VEGAN BRUTUSVEGAN
Mixed greens with Vegan ricotta, croutons, pickled red onion and pickled cauliflower, with a Vegan faux Caesar dressing
$8./15. half/full
Soup
CAIT'S SPICY ASS VEGAN CHILIVEGAN
Red Pepper, habanero and vegan house sausage chili. Served with fresh fried tortilla chips
$6.5
DRESSINGS
Ranch / Vegan Ranch / Vegan Faux Caesar / Bleu Cheese / Italian / Honey Mustard / O&V
HANDHELDS
All Burgers, Dogs and Sandwiches come with a choice of side
Beefcake Burgers
Fresh from the GWAR Meat Grinder! Our blend of brisket and chuck (or substitute fried tofu or a GWARtichoke veggie patty) on a buttery, toasted brioche bun or ciabatta
THE BACONECUTIONER*
Topped with bacon, beer battered bacon, bacon mayo, cheddar cheese and some more bacon for good measure
$16.
PICKLE BURGER*
Topped with pickle, fried pickle, caramelized onions and horseradish sauce
$16.
POUTINE BURGER*
Topped with fries, mozzarella cheese chunks and pork gravy
$16.
BUILD YOUR OWN BURGER*
Have it your way - see our extensive list of toppings below
$13.5
* These items prepared raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have a medical condition.
Veggie Burgers
GWARTICHOKE BURGERVEGAN
A fried Artichoke patty with lettuce, tomato, onion and black pepper mustard on a ciabatta bun
$14.00
WE DON’T KILL EVERYTHINGVEGAN
Our GWARtichoke Patty topped with Vegan Ricotta, caramelized onions, roasted red pepper and black pepper mustard on a ciabatta bun
$14.00
CHICKEN SANDWICHES
FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICHCan be made VEGAN
The perfect sandwich for all of us sinners.
Fried Chicken thigh (or Tofu) on a buttery brioche bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and mayo
Fried Chicken thigh (or Tofu) on a buttery brioche bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and mayo
$13.
IL POLLASTROCan be made VEGETARIAN
Chicken smothered with marinara and melty mozzarella cheese on a toasty ciabatta bun. Can be made Vegetarian by substituting fried tofu
$13.75
BUFFALOADEDCan be made VEGAN
Fried Chicken (or Tofu) dipped in spicy Buffalo sauce and topped with fennel slaw, pickled red onions, tomato, cheddar cheese crisp, and bleu cheese dressing(or substitute vegan ranch)
$14.25
Scumdogs
Jumbo beef Frankfurters
CONEY ISLAND SCUMDOG
Piled with housemade hot dog chili, cheddar cheese and chopped red onions
$11.5
GWARbq DOG
Covered in GWARbq sauce, cheddar cheese, pickled jalapenos and fried onion straws
$11.5
BYO SCUMDOG
Have it your way (ya picky, bastard!) See our extensive list of toppings below
$9.
BBQ SANDWICHES
MEAT SANDWICH
``The 2nd best thing you'll ever put in your mouth!``
A toasted brioche bun, piled high with pulled pork in your choice of either GWARbq or Carolina BBQ sauce and topped with fennel slaw, onion straws and hot sauce
A toasted brioche bun, piled high with pulled pork in your choice of either GWARbq or Carolina BBQ sauce and topped with fennel slaw, onion straws and hot sauce
$13.25
HAIL SEITANVEGAN
Just like the Meat Sandwich but without all the pig murder (and we add onion straws and serve it on ciabatta)
$13.25
BAY OF PIGS
GWARbar's version of a Cuban.
Spiced vinegar pulled pork with cheddar cheese, pickles, pickled onions and black pepper mustard on a pressed ciabatta
Spiced vinegar pulled pork with cheddar cheese, pickles, pickled onions and black pepper mustard on a pressed ciabatta
$14.
OTHERS
VEGAN FLATTUSVEGAN
Fried tofu with mushrooms, fennel slaw, onion straws and sriracha onion jam on ciabatta
$13.25
CHEESE STEAK WRAP
Philly steak, fried potatoes, caramelized onions and red peppers, with a gooey cheese sauce, wrapped in a flour tortilla and toasted on the griddle
$13.25
NACHODILLA
Spicy habanero pork, crunchy corn tortilla, pickled jalapenos, and nacho cheese, wrapped in a flour tortilla, griddled and served with a side of salsa and lime crema
$14.25
SIDES
all sides VEGAN except Collard Greens
Fennel Slaw / Gwarbq Beans / Collard Greens (contains pork)
1 side included with sandwich, burger or dog. -or $4
Fries / Tater Tots
1 side include with sandwich, burger of dog. -or $5.5
Substitute a Salad for the side with your Sandwich
Side Salad
+$2.25 to upgrade your side for sandwich, burger or dog. -or $6
SAUCES
WING SAUCES
Buffalo / Motorbreath (Garlic Buffalo) / Bohabenero (Habanero) / Marrowsucker (Pineapple Bbq) / GwarBq (Molasses Bbq) / Carolina (Tangy)
$.50
OTHER SAUCES
Black Pepper Mustard / Lime Crema / Sriracha Onion Jam / Shroom Sauce / Horsey Sauce / Marinara
$.50
DRESSINGS
Ranch / Vegan Ranch / Vegan Faux Caesar / Bleu Cheese / Italian / Honey Mustard / Oil & Vinegar
$.50
PASTA
JIZMAK 'N CHEESE
GWARbar’s famous creamy mac ‘n cheese. Penne pasta in a cheddar and mozzarella sauce and topped with scallions and cheese crips
$11
DIRTY SOUTH
Mac ‘n cheese with BBQ Pulled pork, pickled jalapeños and onion straw.
$14.5
BEEF STROKINOFF
Penne pasta with beef steak and mushrooms in a cheesy gravy and topped with scallions and onion straws
$14.5
ITALIAN CHICKEN PENNE
Fried chicken (or Tofu) topped with tons of melted mozzarella and served on top a bed of roasted red pepper marinara penne pasta
$15
VEGAN SAUSAGE RAGúVEGAN
Penne pasta tossed with red pepper marinara and vegan sausage crumble. Topped with crunchy onion straws
$16
BYO PASTACan be made VEGAN
Have it your way (ya picky, bastard!). Pick either Cheese sauce or Marinara base, then pile it on from our extensive list of toppings below
$11
TOPPINGS
Cheese
Shredded Cheddar, Shredded Mozzarella, Mozzarella chunks, Bleu Cheese, Vegan Ricotta, Beer Cheese, Cheese Sauce
$1.25
Other Toppings
Bacon, Fried Egg*, Fries, Pickled Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Onion Straws, Fennel Slaw, Collard Greens (contains pork)
$1.25
Top Shelf Toppings
Pulled Pork, Philly Steak, Battered Bacon, Hot Dog Chili, Vegan Chili, BBQ Seitan, GWARtichoke Patty, Fried Tofu
$3.5
DESSERTS
FRIED TWINKIES
Even better than a State Fair in your mouth! 2 waffle battered, deep fried Twinkies, served with maple whipped cream and a berry sauce
$6
ICE CREAM SANDWICH
What new creation will come out of BalSac's laboratory this month? Check out SPECIALS to find out.
$6